Mastodawn

The shieldmaiden raised a tankard to the battered knight. "Dragon got the better of you? Told you."

"I'd like to see you do better!"

"Sure!"

She emptied her tankard, rode out, and soon returned with the princess.

"How?"

"First, make sure the princess wants to be rescued-"

"But-"

"-by you."

@MicroSFF Oh my goodness, dumb knights want to save damsels in distress.
These guys in their iron trousers should be grilled.

No princess or female wants to be "saved" by such imbecile.