What, the fuck, are Japanese people doing with their tongues for "emotional bonding" where a robotic tongue would be an acceptable substitute?

Like, i 100% see how the adult toy industry could benefit from this, but the idea of a robot licking me for "emotional bonding" is a full-on "hell no".

@masukomi lick therapy, don't need a machine for that, i have dogs thank you very much

@jonahgibberish see. Pets makes sense. Even if the pet is just someone into pet play. But not… whatever this is pretending it is.

Loving pets, and sexy time. Well and sex toys. Nothing else that I’ve come up with.