Alex Lubertozzi 🇺🇦8h ago
Firstdog Onthemoon
Donald Trump's birthday!? What do you get someone who has (destroyed) everything! https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/jun/15/its-donald-trumps-birthday-what-do-you-get-for-someone-who-has-destroyed-everything
It’s Donald Trump’s birthday! What do you get for someone who has (destroyed) everything?

You have done so much for the planet – at the expense of the planet – in a perverse end-of-times sort of way we have a lot to thank you for

The Guardian
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Show threadpaul14h ago

@Nickiquote

i was going to say the flies would be attracted to his shitty arse, but they only eat living tissue.

https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1u6348h/democrats_hold_5point_edge_over_gop_ahead_of/

Show threadghost_shit11h ago

@firstdogonthemoon Ohmyfuckinggod this is grim.

Well played, good sir!

Show threadLstn2urmama411h ago
@firstdogonthemoon a bunch of stuntman and actors who get paid to be someone else or something else for gay men to relish drooling after .. all setup originally by Hollywood because not all can get constant work ...
Show threadEstarriol, Terrorist Dragon10h ago

@firstdogonthemoon

dustpan, brush and a pinney....

Show threadluca10h ago
@firstdogonthemoon Cuffs. Real ones.
Show threadNidarosgnomen9h ago
@firstdogonthemoon how have I managed to be unaware of your Mastodon- presence until right now? I blame the people I follow