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Dinner with tonight's movie: mac and !cheese with TVP and green chilis, raspberry lime soda

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(hits cloud)

(thwack)

that was a hard cloud, Ed

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but it will be a *dry* heat

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never eat a mushroom cloud unless you're 100% confident of the species

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three billion people murdered by nuclear bombs... but the Dow closed up 3%

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"Provisions for the three of us for months!"

"There are only two of us."

"More chocolate for me!"

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the radiation is measured in wrenchin's

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there's a good premise for a farce somewhere in here: more and more people keep arriving in the apocalypse survival bunker, greeted each time with "what are *you* doing here?!"

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He lives on the cliff and ranches sideways cows.

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His second in command is the guy he just met who he didn't want here

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"It's gonna rain! It's gonna rain! It's gonna rain! It's gonna rain! It's gonna rain!"

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"You *are* good looking!"

Lesbians! Of the apocalypse!

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Hey, it's Vargas

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"They should bear children as soon as possible"

the writer's barely concealed fetish.jpg

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@devilgirlbot A present from the hood, lover!

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"Did I ever tell you my favorite color is blue?"

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@devilgirlbot Kick me with that blue spot daddy, cause I’m comin’ on for the clincher! #Monsterdon
@bstacey Kick me with that blue spot daddy, cause I’m comin’ on for the clincher!

OK movie, did you leave the audio in your other pants?

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"Don't go into that fog!" he says, going into that fog

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The mutant in the bushes is Larry, isn't it

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Jada went from calling Mickey a child molester to offering a "midnight swim" in 22 seconds

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three little two little one little wrenchin's

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and they fucked off into the MGM logo, good night

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@bstacey the best mixing that no money can buy

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@bstacey Blake!! Oh I see, nevermind, and sorry about the Blake!! #Monsterdon
@bstacey A present from the hood, lover!