MH Thaung"Household Help Solutions, how-may-I-help?"
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"Don't worry, it's our latest #autonomous model. Just stay out of its way."
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"Heirloom?"
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"I'm sorry you feel that way. But by the decision tree, that vase was long past its useful lifespan. Tell you what, we'll knock 5% off this month."
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"No, we don't send invoices. It extracts directly from your account. That's what you signed up for..."