NosirrahSec 🏴‍☠️ guillotine enthusiast1d ago

My watch: "feeling stressed? Your hr suggests blah blah blah!"

Motherfuckers, I am not kidding, I'm taking a bath. I'm trying to lie back and relax so hard I'm gonna break relax records.

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Show threadNosirrahSec 🏴‍☠️ guillotine enthusiast1d ago
I think I'm actually broken.
Show threadNosirrahSec 🏴‍☠️ guillotine enthusiast1d ago

I mean how much more fucking relaxed can a person TRY to get?

I feel like my nervous system is on fucking skooma mixed with meth and that executive powder from Futurama.

@LRRRonEarth knows what I'm talkin' bout.