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@dgar Yeah, I know this. Worked myself to the bone

@dgar

So now we get to see what is in your closet!

@dgar

someone told me recently there is a wet bloody skeleton dripping with gore, inside of me

disgusting

@benroyce @dgar OTOH, metal af

@ianmnoone @dgar

you have a metal skeleton?

how do i upgrade to that?

apparently mine is made of calcium phosphate

sounds lame, weak, like chalk

(/s)

@ianmnoone @benroyce
Ackshully, calcium is technically a metal, so you already metal AF.
🤭🤘

@dgar @ianmnoone

calcium is weak!

it reacts with *air*

weak

i demand tungsten

@benroyce @dgar @ianmnoone tungsten bones are badass

@Kierkegaanks @dgar @ianmnoone

it's got that dark grey aesthetic

who wants some stupid shiny metal

i want a cyberpunk skeleton, not a fantasy genre one

my skeleton should coordinate with my literary and cinematic interests

@benroyce @dgar

Being diagnosed with Skeleton is a Social Boner

@benroyce @dgar Carl, you know I don't like all this talk about gore...
@dgar
Life would be so much easier without this ruddy skeleton inside me weighing me down.

@Soldusty @dgar

We should be like cats, with skeletons that are simultaneously liquid and solid and can switch phases on demand.

@bruce @dgar
Can't come in to work today boss. I liquid & stuck in the bath.