Subdued travel montage from Girtonia to Parnacorta with a bonus map and Philia wondering in a detached, emotionless sort of a way, how she’ll be treated. #TheTooPerfectSaint
Oh sweety are YOU ever in for a surprise… #TheTooPerfectSaint
And the screen fades to white with a flat “WAT” reaction (although subtitled as “What?”) when Philia is greeted in Parnacorta with a fanfare, troops snapping to attention, and a smiling, NICE, prince (as I recall he’s great, a really nice guy) extending an open hand in welcome. #TheTooPerfectSaint
Hmm, I might have to look into adding #TheTooPerfectSaint to my reading list, since I doubt it will ever get the second season it so richly deserves (see also #RocketGirls and #MoretsuPirates for other series so rudely robbed of their just rewards).

CHORTLE. The head of the local church is wearing a silly party hat and hosting a lavish welcome party for Philia.

Philia’s internal dialogue at this point: WAT? Seriously WAT?

#TheTooPerfectSaint

Philia, being Philia, asks “what are my duties today” and is immediately told to “enjoy herself at the welcome party.

Philia: WAT?! DOES NOT COMPUTE.

#TheTooPerfectSaint

Also, Philia has adoring fan girls now.

Philia: DOES NOT COMPUTE.

Me: CHORTLE.

Prince Osvalt, the second Prince of Parnacorta, is adorkable.

He’s such an enthusiastic puppy. His older brother, Reichardt is more restrained but as I recall also a fundamentally decent sort.

#TheTooPerfectSaint

IT’S THE BATTLE MAID AND BUTLER!! These two are hilarious, and Philia does NOT know how to deal with actually being looked after…

…or protected as thoroughly as these two intend to protect her. #TheTooPerfectSaint

CHORTLE. Bit of a typo in the subtitle here, I suspect that it’s supposed to be “Why is she acting like she’s never HEARD of it before?!” (which is Lena’s natural reaction I think to Philia’s flat and slightly confused reaction to the concept of “time off”).

Leonardo and Lena have been discussing Philia and Lena definitely has an opinion at this point.

To which all I can say is: GO GIRL! #TheTooPerfectSaint

One of Lena’s next lines is “So I’m going to see to her every need and really pamper her!”

CHORTLE.

Philia still has ZERO idea of what she’s in for with these two…

#TheTooPerfectSaint

Meanwhile, Mia is keenly aware that Philia would NOT leave Girtonia voluntarily WITHOUT doing a proper briefing/handover of her duties TO Mia.

Since that didn’t happen, Mia is ALREADY suspicious that there is something rotten in the state of Girtonia, to borrow a phrase from the Bard.

And is already promising vengeance for it.

Goddamn but I adore Mia, she’s FABULOUS. #TheTooPerfectSaint