Brave of you to assume we all eat 3 a day.

I haven’t eaten three meals a day in probably 20 years.

I’m always surprised when people say they eat breakfast before work. How do they have time for that? I usually have something around 10 or 11, then an apple or cheese stick or cookie or whatever i can find when i get home around 5, then dinner around 7 or 8. I guess that counts as 3.