Odobendatabase engineer but you are part of the database
it's an entry level position
mischief executive officer 
alternative universe where a company called shadow legends is selling hardware raid solutions
flatworm with a bad attitude (invertebrat)
carbonara so well done its not even ara just carbon
europe is running low on götterfunken
edit: may this new year bring more götterfunken
the TARDIS must go over a lot of people's heads, it goes WOOSH all the time
meerkat analyst
do maned wolves wear thigh highs on their high thighs
merci backup
standup comedy was born when studios ran out of money to give sitcoms for their couch budget
parentheses imply the existence of grandparentheses and great-grandparentheses
face the reaper cushions?
they sound comfy
mstdn stands for microsoft torment delivery network
apple thinks they've invented liquid glass but guess what, all glass is liquid at some point
market segmentation fault
people with woody plant sonas, also known as the firry community
Peta @odoben pronounced ios 
