Itchy tits. Menopause symptom or band name.
@HCBunny
Why not both? Simultaneously.
Those bad boys can grab their crotches onstage, The Itchy Tits can scratch whilst strumming.

@KarenDorman

Or strum while scratching!

@HCBunny @KarenDorman Sorry for the tempo change, I had an itch!
@HCBunny I think I saw them open for Rancid in the nineties.