Nah, it’s fine.

I’m sure the things that people do when bored out of their minds alone on the mountains, are all very ok.

Buckfast abbey is far from isolated in the mountains. Pleasent rolling hills of the English west country between Plymouth and Exeter. However I notice their own description of buckfast tonic wine doesn’t refer to it as either “wreck the hoose juice” or “the devil’s ribena”. Buckfast is a bit special as it actually contains more caffeine than monster ultra white and around 15% abv. If you visit Scotland, I can highly recommend taking a couple of ecstasy and washing it down with a bottle of buckfast. Just warn people about what your plans are so they can be elsewhere when the change happens.

…sounds like a great plan for waking up in the worst toilet in scotland…