some nights I lay awake, staring at the ceiling in the darkness, unable to sleep because I am too busy thinking about how zohran mamdani and I are the same age 😭

he's the world's mayor and what am I doing? NOTHING

@kf yes, but you're doing it on Mastodon, so there's an upside
@kf how do you think I feel?? He’s a lot younger than me!
@kf
He did have a pretty good start in life
@kf I used to get this when I was a kid listening to biographies of Mozart. But now I’m 46 and he never even got to play Super Metroid so who’s winning now “Amadeus” (if that’s even your real name)
@texel @kf Saleighereigh has a nice ring to it