@nocontexttrek To be fair, not telling anyone about the secret mountain hideaway is a core requirement for it to remain a secret mountain hideaway.

Like, I can never tell my coworkers about the ineffable introvert mecca that is the walk-in closet in my office because they'll want to hang out in there. I genuinely have no idea why that closet has better lighting than the rest of my office, but it holds a large beanbag AND an air mattress.