rj

"don't you want a faster computer for a faster web experience?"

bitch I get 898/708 megabits speeds on a *Nehalem*

I need you to stop shoveling js shit at me and telling me it's caviar

Jun 6 at 6:19pmWeb
Show threadRudi (ryjelsum)1d ago
@arrjay unironic 'gigabit ought to be enough for everyone'
Show threadrj1d ago
@rudi I have had some of these switches for nigh on twenty years they're all good switches
Show threadrj1d ago
@rudi even the "evil in a can" switches
Show threadJP1d ago

@arrjay I want these js chucklefucks to experience the smoothness of a single mid-90s game crafted to compete for fit on a games magazine coverdisc by month..

it’s astounding how much worse the modern internet has gotten largely in exchange for “developer experience” (and of course “delivery velocity”)

Show threadMcMartin19h ago
@arrjay My Nehalem finally gave up the ghost after 12 years of continuous service. Glad to hear a few of them are still going strong.