indoor mushroom farming

https://lemmy.world/post/47828943

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Hats off to your lady-friends
… Speed run challenge of hanging a hat on each one.
I’m envious.
Like Freud predicted you would be
Opening the post and seeing only the image and your comment just sent me, thanks for the laugh!
Master understatement.
Ah yes, the Great Wall of Dong.
More like great hall of vagina dong.
Wonder what the Help Wanted ad copy would read?
It almost looks like you’d expect the walls to start closing like one of those spiked wall traps.
Womb Raiders
But instead of impaling you they just sort of… Squish up against you. It doesn’t hurt. It doesn’t even feel bad. In fact, you’re starting to kinda like it…
Then they start jizzing all over everything
Sporkkake
A truly underrated comment.
They look like magic mushrooms, I have been growing them a few times as well. Just not on this scale haha

They don’t look like shrooms at all… like not even a little bit. You’re either lying or grew some other kind of mushrooms that isn’t psychoactive, because none that are look like that.

Pretty sure these are king oyster mushrooms.

Pleurotus eryngii - Wikipedia

They indeed look more like those. The grow kits I had looked similar, hense my comment.
Just what it’s like for your college average springbreakers

Having grown Oysters, and Shiitakes before wondering why these are all growing towards the floor… typical mushrooms I’m aware of still orient towards a light source despite not needing it for food just to ensure their spores are spread properly….

Were they flipped? Does the green floor have something to do with it? Is it fake?

🍄 King Oyster Mushrooms – China’s Fully Automated System

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Yeah, it seems very likely to be their weight.
Could it be good ole gravity? Growing too far out from the wall to support their own weight properly?
Are oysters and shiitakes easy? I did Teachers and they were soooooo simple, it was fascinating! It’d be nice to have some just to eat for yum and not expedience.
Are teachers that easy? I’ve only ever done albino tidal waves, and not only do they take like 6 months to grow but they always find a way to fuck something up and I end up with 10 grams per canopy. Life is suffering with ATWs.

Oh yah, all it takes is a plastic tub with a latching lid and a fine mist spritzer! The first time I did super poorly but had pins in a couple weeks, and got a couple flushes (which I harvested way too late.)

Another try and the first flush was WAY more thicc, got about seven flushes over the course of two or three months before I stopped them. Just threw em in a room with no special light or anything, just spritzed twice a day or so. Barely touched them or did anything, just went in to wet em a little and admire them occasionally. They were extremely self-sufficient!

Took ages to dry, but once completely dried out, easily 120+g total from the second batch!

Oysters are probably the easiest edibles to grow. Shiitakes on the other hand, I am just cursed even though they shouldn’t be hard. If you had success with Teachers, Oysters aren’t a problem.
Thank you, I’ll look into that! I’d love more stuff at home that I can make vegan meals with for friends who don’t eat animal products (and I just love eating mushrooms!)
They just need someone to spit on them and call them dirt.
Why so bright?
Hey, some appendages look good in harsh lighting.
Glory Wall
We’ll make you a winner yet
Assuming this is real, that mofo needs a gas mask. There is no way breathing that many spores ends well.
The penis corridor
Cockridor
I’m sorry, but it’s obviously corridong
Your mom in college.
Wall of wangs
Debbie Does Malaysia
Ok hear me out. The backrooms… but with mushroom walls
The mush-rooms? WHEN
lock me up and throw away the key
They aren’t gonna suck themselves.

Anyone ever see Hitoshi Matsumoto’s Symbol? Fun film and this is the first thing I thought of when I saw the pic.

A man is trapped in a surreal room where the walls are covered in “buttons”. Each one he presses make something appear.

The buttons are cherubim angels baby penises and scrotes.

The presidential micro penis wall, now at 40X zoom for all your viewing pleasures. The registry starts after WW3 during the dictatorship of the one pedo called orange. Today in 5673 we can only thank our ancestors for our very large penises. After only a few thousand T presidential specimens a new family took over such that today we have advanced cellphone technology! We have even developed “thecar”!

The presidential micro penis wall,

I don’t know how big your penis is, but these don’t look micro to me.

They shrink you down so you can see them up close, like Fantastic Voyage.

We have even developed “thecar”!

It’s all … computer!

This picture is still less gay than the Trump football AI post.