With blackjack, and hookers.
In fact, forget about the blackjack and the Torment.
"Demand your fair access to the Torment Nexus today! You have as much right to the Torment Nexus as much as anyone! Fight for it! Replace your leaders until they free the Torment Nexus!"
-- Elon Altman
@MostlyHarmless
Should include something about valuing EU visitors like the US news sites do.
"We here at the Torment Nexus really value the European Nexoids. However, due to oppressive EU laws, we are unable to provide the Nexus there. Please consider frequenting the EU Void Project in the meantime. We hear the screaming is really therapeutic."
damn. wish I was european π