Be gay, do crime; fuck YHWH's rules

God made gay people. God made gay penguins and animals of all varieties. The only indication from God that gay is bad is from the fallible hands of man interpreting his words.

I don’t think God will be upset.

I feel pretty confident that if there is a god and it is just, then sexual orientation doesn’t even register as a concern. I say this as someone who has been outside recently and seen actual problems.
Outside? In this economy?
It was hot inside and I knew I could hide in the freezer section at the gross n grow