"Miss Movie Masochist"
"Ladies and gentlemen..."
"Ladies, theydies, and mateys."
SnoopJ@socketwench I've always been partial to "Ladies and themtelmen"
Robbie Coleman 
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Mateys also drops that "gentle" misnomer 😁
Mateys also drops that "gentle" misnomer 😁
Cyberlyra@socketwench oooooh i like this one
Kat S@cyberlyra @socketwench "Dudite" gives me visions of an Army of Darkness remake, where the zombies are perpetually stoned surfers from California, with the worst case of the munchies you've ever seen.
jamienvc ⚧️@socketwench "Guys, gals, and non-binary pals"
@jamesnvc A classic.
Dave "Wear A Goddamn Mask" Cochran 
@socketwench "Listen up, fuckers"
calcifer 
@socketwench I was on a call recently and the emcee busted out “esteemed colleagues” as the introductory honorific and I gotta say I’m in love.
Obviously not for every situation, but hell yeah.
@calcifer I was always fond of "Foolish Mortals".