Gonçalo RibeiroJun 2
Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) ⁠
 It's the Sloppiest™
Jun 2 at 10:35pmWeb
Show threadunsponsorJun 2
@catsalad amazing how they went from 11 to 365. must be the power of Microsoft Bob
Show threadCarlos SolísJun 2
Considering that Windows went 3-7-8-10-11-95-98-365-2000, it makes sense that Xbox went [blank]-360-1-(Series) X(10)
Show threadCockneyLaurieJun 3

@csolisr

https://youtu.be/OL9ckcSkwtg

Everyone needs to do the same

Europe's Microsoft KILL SWITCH Goes LIVE - Euro-Office June 9, France Exits, Germany Saves €15M

YouTube
Show threadTobiWanKenobiJun 2

@amsomniac

What's even more amazing is how every version has been getting worse and worse. This is definitely an achievement not many can claim.

@catsalad

Show threadMirko SchenkJun 3
@amsomniac @catsalad
I wonder what comes next. Windows 366, which only works every 4 years?
Show threadFritz AdalisJun 2
@catsalad
*developer-sloptimized
Show threadReid Jun 2
@catsalad there's no way this is fucking real
Show threadCat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) ⁠Jun 2

@reiddragon Maybe not, but this is... 😬

via @stroughtonsmith

https://mastodon.social/@stroughtonsmith/116681577110408830

Show threadReid Jun 2
@catsalad @stroughtonsmith I'll be very honest with you: I actually half-thought they did actually write "slop maxed" as an tone deaf 'ironic' "see? we're in on the joke!"
Show threadgrundyJun 2
@reiddragon @catsalad Honestly thought for a minute it was a real and they didn’t get the joke. “Bob and Clippy said it was the in thing to do!”
Show threadavatastic  Jun 2
@catsalad Slopware as a Service?
Show threadShnoofleBear /ʃnuːfɛlbɛːr/Jun 2
@catsalad "It'll slop ya!"
Show threadirelephantJun 2

@catsalad

Windows 365 is still a thing? They should be consistent and rename it to windows copilot, like they did with office 365.

Show thread🇨🇦 🇪🇺🇺🇦 🏳️‍🌈 🌍🔬🧬Jun 2
@catsalad Chef's kiss. No notes.
Show threadthriftwickerJun 2
@catsalad Slop till ya drop!
Show threadGanondalfJun 2

@catsalad

"We suck!"

no need to tell me twice, there, microshit.

Show threadan actual busJun 2
@catsalad installing windows never made a sound this squishy and wet
Show threadSteven HoeferJun 3
@catsalad I don’t even know what Windows 365 is anymore. Is it Office?
Show threadDFX4509B (Joshua Mason)Jun 3
@troublewithwords @catsalad Windows on the Cloud. You're renting a Windows instance on a cloud server.
Show threadm3t00🌎🇺🇦Jun 3
@catsalad
had to call about a win11 license. they routed me through some 365 sales queue where they directed me where to enter my credit card for a subscription to 365. click
Show threadbunia :3Jun 3
@catsalad slop is thickening
Show threadbuffet, dasJun 3
@catsalad sloppy desktoppy
Show threadBłażejko (ProxyDark)Jun 3
@catsalad Switched to Linux . Dual boot only for few games not working on linux because anticheat soft :/
Show threadStarkRGJun 3
@catsalad "Folks have been complaining about 'sloppy seconds' for decades. With Minislop Whinny O's 13, those days are over as we are now introducing sloppy firsts!"
Show threadWordmarkJun 3
@catsalad it might sound harsh but whoever is still using #windows and #whatsapp in 2026 is a god damn ... proof that #capitalism actively makes #mankind #stupid and #ignorant
Show threadTofu ​Jun 3
@catsalad unironically if it had tokenmaxxing features, some engineers would switch