It's the Sloppiest™
@catsalad amazing how they went from 11 to 365. must be the power of Microsoft Bob
Considering that Windows went 3-7-8-10-11-95-98-365-2000, it makes sense that Xbox went [blank]-360-1-(Series) X(10)

@csolisr

https://youtu.be/OL9ckcSkwtg

Everyone needs to do the same

Europe's Microsoft KILL SWITCH Goes LIVE - Euro-Office June 9, France Exits, Germany Saves €15M

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@amsomniac

What's even more amazing is how every version has been getting worse and worse. This is definitely an achievement not many can claim.

@catsalad

@amsomniac @catsalad
I wonder what comes next. Windows 366, which only works every 4 years?
@catsalad
*developer-sloptimized
@catsalad there's no way this is fucking real
@catsalad @stroughtonsmith I'll be very honest with you: I actually half-thought they did actually write "slop maxed" as an tone deaf 'ironic' "see? we're in on the joke!"
@reiddragon @catsalad Honestly thought for a minute it was a real and they didn’t get the joke. “Bob and Clippy said it was the in thing to do!”
@catsalad Slopware as a Service?

@catsalad

Windows 365 is still a thing? They should be consistent and rename it to windows copilot, like they did with office 365.

@catsalad

"We suck!"

no need to tell me twice, there, microshit.

@catsalad installing windows never made a sound this squishy and wet
@catsalad I don’t even know what Windows 365 is anymore. Is it Office?
@troublewithwords @catsalad Windows on the Cloud. You're renting a Windows instance on a cloud server.
@catsalad
had to call about a win11 license. they routed me through some 365 sales queue where they directed me where to enter my credit card for a subscription to 365. click
@catsalad slop is thickening
@catsalad Switched to Linux . Dual boot only for few games not working on linux because anticheat soft :/
@catsalad "Folks have been complaining about 'sloppy seconds' for decades. With Minislop Whinny O's 13, those days are over as we are now introducing sloppy firsts!"
@catsalad it might sound harsh but whoever is still using #windows and #whatsapp in 2026 is a god damn ... proof that #capitalism actively makes #mankind #stupid and #ignorant
@catsalad unironically if it had tokenmaxxing features, some engineers would switch