So tired of blacking out every full moon when I really want to stay up and help the townsfolk hunt for the werewolf
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I'm sure you'd be a howling success.
@AnguaDelphine @xinicit Hehe... I see what you did there😁
@xinicit Do weregoats howl?
@cohentheblue @xinicit
Weregoats scream like both people and goats... so, basically, they sound like two people screaming.
@jargoggles @cohentheblue @xinicit
The screaming full moon duo choir!
@xinicit and the rips in the clothes, the eeky, gooey, dark red stuff under the nails, every such morning, ugh...
@themediumkahuna @xinicit Uh, that sounds a little suspicious. Bringing the silver musket balls just in case.
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Allow me to introduce myself. I am Rev. Moonbark of the First Congregation of Nocturnal Moonsingers. Perhaps I can be of service. 🐺
@xinicit I used to be a werewolf, but, I'm alright noooooow!
@xinicit we're just trying to find the guy who did this

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Beware the moors ...

@xinicit That's a drag. Maybe you're not getting enough protein.
@xinicit I just find chewed shoes under the bed....
@xinicit I feel this one in my oddly sore incisors.