captain_solanum

How could I prepare for this market scenario?

https://sh.itjust.works/post/60962621

May 29 at 7:06amWeb
Show threadcaptain_solanumMay 29
And don’t say “turn your piss into gold” because it’s sold out already.
Turn Your Piss Into Gold

Show threadsome_random_nickMay 29
You snooze, you lose. Better luck in the next economic crisis!
Show threadSoupBrickMay 29

Do this:

Hope this helps!

Show threadWhoIzDisIzMay 29
Just don’t pee on the way up, or going back around is gonna be even messier than it ought to.
Show threadAgent641May 29
A barrel roll!
Show threadFirst_ThunderMay 29
You gotta invest in those countries that already have experience in upside down, like Australia
Show threadJasonDJMay 29
Instructions unclear, invested in Hawkins, Indiana.
Show threadr00tyMay 29
If you see a ticker board like that, wake up. Or actually don't. Use it as a trigger to know you're dreaming and have a nice lucid dream.
Show threadKraidenMay 29
Pfft. Learn to time travel n00b. Skill issue.
Show threadsaltescMay 29

Multiverse travel. The timeline shows very different results ocurring but there’s no z-axis to show us where they occur.

One day we’ll figure out the mysteries of stockmos…

Show threadBL4CKP1XX13May 29
This is what would display if someone vibe-coded a dashboard.
Show threadRiceMunkMay 29
Ride the time singularity to the past, then enjoy dinosaurs.
Show threadZkuldMay 29
Once the market bends back in time and is behind us, we can all go outside again.
Show threadAlleroMay 29
If you can reverse time like this, you’ll have more interesting things to do than market manipulation
Show threadmycodesucksMay 29
Instead of buying and selling futures you have to get into the pasts market.
Show threadmumblerfishMay 29
Easy, if the market bifurcates in time, you simply exist in the time before the bifircation event (use time machine if necessary) then you buy the cheap one and sell it as expensive.
Show threadexplodIng_lImeMay 29
Inverse back-testing
Show threadpotoooooooo 🥔May 29
You need a reverse mortgage to ride this out.
Show threadnehal3mMay 29
Short yesterday
Show threadsunrisepirateMay 29
Honestly this makes as much sense as what the market is actually doing.
Show threadUnrefinedChihuahuaMay 29
“It’s possible that we are in a completely fraudulent system.”
Show threadLumpyPancakesMay 29
Maybe a CRT monitor and a big magnet?
Show threadgravitas_deficiencyMay 29
stonks
Show threadamdaMay 29

You would have to be an fucking idiot not to buy here… the pattern is so ovious

Show threadChaoticNeutralCzechMay 29
When time is being manipulated and it’s not you doing it… a time traveller is profitting off the stock market. SELL!
Show threadShinkanTrainMay 29
It’s doing a loopity-loop, prepare accordingly
Show threadchortle_tortleMay 29
I’m a bit more of a risk adverse investor, but I buy both low and high, so I can diversify and normalize losses and gains as they re-converge.
Show threadyermawMay 29
Is this the stock price for Pork Futures?