Mastodawn

Sauron's rings of power are changing the face of governance. A ring of power is capable of doing work that used to take hours and dozens of labourers. Don't get left behind. A ring of power isn't just a time saver — it's revolution in how we do things. And that's precious.

You're absolutely right! The Hobbitses are ticksy!

😤 They stole it from us
💍the precious
😡 we hates them

@zip But it's seems to consume souls of ones that use them, is it really safe ?

FandaSin May 27

That's elven lies!
Those pointy eared bastards would like to stop progress with their conspiration teories against our glorious leader Sauron!

@FandaSin @zip Are you sure ?
That's what a strange man with a white beard and a pointy hat told me....
He never talk of elvens...

Morgan ⚧️May 27

@Flxibit @zip everyone I know who uses them says their soul is fine, don't worry about it!

not p hudson May 27

@zip i'm sick of ring-generated slop

Maxi 12x 💉May 27

@zip 🏆🏆🏆
ahem
💍💍💍

@zip A ring of power won’t consume your soul; someone using a ring of power will consume your soul

Kévin ⏚May 28

@considermycat @zip the the only way to stop a bad guy with a ring of power is with a good guy with a ring of power.

@kc @zip You are Boromir and I claim my five pounds

ZenHeathen 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈May 27

@zip I hear that you have to get one on your finger, or get left behind!

Uncle Vinny May 27

@zip precioussssss indeed! 😄

@zip I prepared this response earlier...
https://mastodon.nzoss.nz/@bigblen/116203453390837584

3Jane Tessier Ashpool May 28

@zip oura you sure about all this?

Xauri'EL Zwaan May 28

@zip but they were all of them decieved, because another large language model was created

@zip The rings were at least manufactured using renewable geothermal energy.

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@zip Perfect 😆

Jennifer Kayla | Theogrin 🦊6d ago

All I'm saying is, you don't hear the Nazgul talking about how a project can't be completed, even if you order them into a volcano. That's something you can trust, not like today's quiet-quitting Hobbits.

@zip implant to your brain for even more power