I'd better start a list of good rhymes in case I need to have a career as a rapper.

So far I have:
- oysters and mussels / boisterous tussles / moister than Russel's
- giant mutant ants / Mayan adjutants

@isaacfreeman I fear I might lose a business partner to the (probably) irresistible wiles of certain hip-hop stardom.

@lightweight

I'm a business partner, whiz with Gartner / cycling the hype like I wrote the charter

There's a lot of good material for rap battles here. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gartner_hype_cycle

Gartner hype cycle - Wikipedia

@lightweight Nobody's coming back from battling me if I can store away the right rhyme for “trough of dis-illusionment”.
@isaacfreeman wrath of dissolution meant? @lightweight
@v_for_verbosity @isaacfreeman careful, or we might end up breathing (probably unwelcome) new life into the #nerdcore movement...

@v_for_verbosity It's good, but I worry that “dissolution" would sound too much like “disillusion” and the audience might thing I was repeating myself.

I mean, obviously there would be visual aids, but still.
@lightweight