Argh...
WIFE: We need a custom cake, 2 tiers, our budget is P5K
CAKEMAKER: Sure! Here are 3 sketches, pricing is P5.5K, P7.2K and P8.5K
ME: ...do they not understand how numbers work? Did they miss the bit in nursery school where you learn how some numbers are bigger than other numbers? Is their brain made of actual cake?