I'd better start a list of good rhymes in case I need to have a career as a rapper.

So far I have:
- oysters and mussels / boisterous tussles / moister than Russel's
- giant mutant ants / Mayan adjutants

@isaacfreeman I fear I might lose a business partner to the (probably) irresistible wiles of certain hip-hop stardom.

@lightweight

I'm a business partner, whiz with Gartner / cycling the hype like I wrote the charter

There's a lot of good material for rap battles here. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gartner_hype_cycle

Gartner hype cycle - Wikipedia

@lightweight Nobody's coming back from battling me if I can store away the right rhyme for “trough of dis-illusionment”.
@isaacfreeman yes, I think your position on the leaderboard would be safe as houses in that case.