Can we get some orca pods through the locks?

#seattle

To be clear this is owned by Mark Zuckerberg who rolled into Seattle amid 1400 layoffs and interrupting duck dodge (Tuesday sailboat races).
@badsamurai I've long wanted to put a brass ram's head on the end of the retractable bowsprit of the j/80 I sail, but 1) it's not my boat and 2) I think that much weight forward while going downwind would kill our performance more than any billionaires we could point it at.