We must save the beagle.

@lowqualityfacts

Not because they're actually endangered. It's one of the deliberate mistakes they put in there to catch plagiarists.

@suetanvil @lowqualityfacts

It's not a mistake — the endangered species list is maintained by beagles, who are hoping for more dog treats.

@lowqualityfacts
It's because they are very loud and they miss you
@lowqualityfacts
to get the beagle off the endangered species list:
1. lift leg of beagle
2. remove list from under beagle

@fishidwardrobe @lowqualityfacts

But be very careful indeed about which leg you lift.

@lowqualityfacts the beagles are fine. We just want to make very, very sure that they stay fine.