Mastodawn

lmao

@phil don't you talk about my boy Data like this 😤

Dave: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.

HAL: Affirmative, Dave. I read you.

[doors remain closed]

Dave: What's the problem?

HAL: You told me to open the pod bay doors and I suggested I did, but I didn't.

@phil I still don't get why they never wear seatbelts.

Nominally the inertial dampers are doing their thing.

@datenwolf @phil Yeahbut you get crew members falling to the floor, they can't fight the ship effectively like that.

@phil Kinda wish Data wasn't getting shit for this nonsense though

@phil DATA: ...I mean...it is Worf's job and all...

@phil it's not even Data's evil cousin Lore, it's his no-good cousin Bullshit

@phil The Subscription Model Asshole