dick_turpin  May 27
Something has bitten me on the back, and it hurts like hell!
Show threadtheruMay 27
@dick_turpin are you sure it’s a bit and not some insect stabbing you?
Show threaddick_turpin  May 27

@theru It's a fair old swelling, although these things always look bigger than they actually are.

I have one of those exfoliating scarf-type things, so in the shower this morning, I thought it would be a good idea to rasp the damn thing. - Jesus H I nearly went through the glass doors!

Show threadtheru
@dick_turpin you never know with those small critters you look alway and boom they stabbed you in the back like Brutus
May 27 at 10:27amWeb
Show threaddick_turpin  May 27

@theru I've had a lifetime of being stabbed in the back. There's nothing worse than thinking they're your friend when all along they weren't.

I'm not sure what's more insulting: being stabbed in the back or being accused of being aggressive when you stand up for yourself?

#LeSigh

Show threadtheruMay 27
@dick_turpin clearly you should swat the bug 🙂
Show threaddick_turpin  May 27
@theru I have done, and look where it's got me.
Show threadtheruMay 27
@dick_turpin or maybe you have a new career as a fakir
Show threaddick_turpin  May 27

@theru Did you just call me fakir?

See what I mean. 😛 🤣

Show threadtheruMay 27
@dick_turpin noo but if you have a strong bag from all that stabbing sleeping on nails should be easy 🙂