lol I was talking about #WaffleHouse yesterday and I just had to go back this morning.

I'm sooo full...

And I was trying to take it easy, just ordered biscuits and gravy and grits.

I forgot that biscuits and gravy has more calories than Uranium. 🤣

Unwanted update: 13 hours since I last ate. I guess I might just be getting hungry now. 😄

cc: @dm @CursedSilicon

@rl_dane @dm @CursedSilicon

It shouldn only have very trace amounts of uranium. And lots of calories. Yes??

@pixx @dm @CursedSilicon

Supposedly only 470 calories from one website that had it listed, but I don't believe it.

Oh, maybe that was for ONE biscuit. 🤣

NOW it makes sense. I had two.

@rl_dane @dm @CursedSilicon

Okay and probably less than 470mg of uranoum??

Or microchips? What unit are we using again?

@pixx @dm @CursedSilicon

The joke was that the meal had more calories than uranium. Like, I'm of course conflating nuclear and chemical energy.

@rl_dane @dm @CursedSilicon

I know, I was jokingly.misreading as "it contains more calories than it contains uranium" rather than "it contains more calories than uranium contains" :p

@pixx @dm @CursedSilicon

Oh, I just fully got this, lol.

How can you compare calories and uranium when calories don't have mass or volume?!? XD

@rl_dane @dm @CursedSilicon

2000 calories and 2g of uranium, I think the uranium contains more morts?

MORT (long non-coding RNA) - Wikipedia

Micromort - Wikipedia

@pixx @dm @CursedSilicon

Fork me, that's cold-blooded.

I mean, I get why such a thing should definitely exist, but DANG!

@rl_dane @pixx @dm @CursedSilicon wouldn't you compare joules?

@kabel42 @pixx @dm @CursedSilicon

Y'all need to get a hobby or sumfin'. 🤣