This morning I needed a simple S3-compatible object store to test something. I did some quick searches to see what was handy and useful in that space right now, eventually found SeaweedFS, and it did exactly what I needed ...
And *then* I opened today's issue of The Crux by @daedalus which would have given me this exact answer immediately and saved me a lot of time.
Don't repeat my mistake. Always read The Crux with your morning coffee before you attempt any other work.