"These are so convenient for when my wife is having terrible premonitions of me being murdered at a work meeting!"

https://piefed.social/c/historymemes/p/2084358/these-are-so-convenient-for-when-my-wife-is-having-terrible-premonitions-of-me-being-mu

“This assassination could have been an email.”
“Holy shit this ‘Zoom’ sucks so much I would prefer to get stabbed 23 times over having to attend another meeting in this”