Google Announces Plan To Destroy All Information It Can't Index

MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—Executives at Google, the rapidly growing online-search company that promises to "organize the world’s information," announced Monday the latest step in their expansion effort: a far-reaching plan to destroy all the information it is unable to index.

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@mcc i didnt even realize this article was meant to be satire until the robot army was mentioned near the end

it is scary how close to reality this satiric article is nowadays

@Sorro @mcc The arc of history bends towards making all satire obsolete