Deadpool at Mount Doom: He wouldn’t just toss the One True Ring. He’d stick his junk in it first to see if it makes his "precious" invisible. 💍
He’d then try to trade a "favor" from Gollum for the ring, punch the little freak into the lava for using too much teeth, and finish the job mid-climax. Sauron wouldn’t die from the ring melting; he’d die from the psychic trauma of witnessing Wade Wilson’s "explosive finish." 🌋💀 #Deadpool #LordOfTheRings #MountDoom #RRatedFantasy

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