“If a man has an apartment stacked to the ceiling with newspapers, we call him crazy. If a woman has a trailer house full of cats, we call her nuts. But when people pathologically hoard so much cash that they impoverish the entire nation, we put them on the cover of Fortune magazine and pretend that they are role models.”

-Source unknown. (Commonly misattributed on the internet to Lester B. Pearson, but there is zero evidence he said it.)

Edit: fixed quote source attribution.