AmyFou 🕊️

1. just reading the headline, I could physically feel this
2. how embarrassing

#news #openManholes #weirdWaysToDie

May 20 at 2:11pmWeb
Show threadArmin HanischMay 20
@amyfou 😲😱
Show threadAmyFou 🕊️May 20
@Linkshaender I'm gonna be so careful getting out of cars now please also do so
Show threadArmin HanischMay 20
@amyfou Will do, but in Italy it’s less manholes and more „quay parking“ 😎😂😂
Show threadAmyFou 🕊️May 20
@Linkshaender why does that seem more dignified?
Show threadArmin HanischMay 20
@amyfou Not more dignified, but the survival rate (if you can swim) is way better.
Show threadNeville ParkMay 20
@amyfou sauce for those curious
New York woman dies after stepping out of car into open manhole

Family seeks answers after incident at uncovered maintenance hole near Cartier building late at night

The Guardian
Show threadSteggyMay 20
@nev @amyfou it says the open manhole was in front of the Cartier mansion. Is someone setting traps for rich people?
Show threadAmyFou 🕊️May 20

@steggy @nev AND the car she stepped out of was a BMW SUV

so maybe?

Show threadNeville ParkMay 20
@amyfou side note, I feel bad because if I saw this in a movie it would be HILARIOUS. very slapstick
Show threadAmyFou 🕊️May 20
@nev exactly! it's horrible and also potentially hilarious good lord
Show threadbunnyheroMay 20
@amyfou had the same thought when i saw this story. how horrific :(
Show threadAndrew AbdalianMay 20
@amyfou This sort of thing should be strictly confined to old-school cartoons. Horrible.
Show threadBob TregilusMay 20
@amyfou OMG. 😢
Show threadDavid MolesMay 20
@amyfou one of those things to start checking for every time, like the assassins in the elevator ceiling from “The Usual Suspects”