Optimist: Glass is 1/2 full

Pessimist: Glass is 1/2 empty

Excel: Glass is January 2

@dgar a data analyst: the glass is 50% water and 50% air, and I recommend that people stop overcomplicating things.
@TazPoltorak Geo-ecologist here: Finally someone who recognizes the existence of air. Now, what's the exchange rate between the glass and the atmosphere and does that affect evaporation?