first day back at work and three different men had trouble making eye contact because they kept looking at my tits, so that was a nice welcome back.

the perks of front-line customer service!

#AdventuresInRetail

@miriamrobern I may be delusional, but I swear some days the stars align (in the form of tight jeans, figure-hugging t-shirt, and underwire bra), and I get multiple middle-aged men looking me up and down as I go about my errands.

A little bit of #ewphoria now and then isn't entirely tiresome.

@miriamrobern Heh, "perks". I see what you did there. 😉