Or chin ups in jeans maybe? https://theshovel.com.au/

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The Shovel — News you can believe in

The Shovel is an Australian satirical comedy news website – a bit like the Daily Mail really, just with longer words.

The Shovel

@auscandoc "Trump said his administration was not ruling anything in or out. “Light, milk, maybe both at the same time … you shine the light through the milk. Nobody’s even thought of that. Bleach. We’re looking at a national roll-out of bleach. Worms. Every household gets sent a worm – they just burrow in and eat the virus. Nothing is off the table.... Lasers are another option. Someone should look into that. Horse medicine. Not a lot of people are talking about it.”

They got his tone down pat