joe•iuculano 
"All the chocolate chip cookies you can eat"
Jesus effing Christ, this is exactly what a #pedophile would say to lure children!
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#Louisiana Governor #JeffLandry toured the town of #Nuuk in cold drizzle, offering free #MAGA hats to #Greenlandic children, only to be greeted with refusals. He then attempted to sweeten his pitch by telling some kids that if they visited his Louisiana mansion, they could have "all the chocolate chip cookies you can eat."
Trump envoy hands out MAGA hats to Greenland kids — and gets middle fingers in return
Donald Trump's latest attempt to win over the people of Greenland crashed and burned after the president dispatched Louisiana Gov. Jeff Landry to the Danish territory as a goodwill ambassador — only to have locals greet him with middle fingers and rejections of his giveaway MAGA merchandise.Accordin...