why do i need 2 factor authentication and face id to buy coffee at dunkin donuts
@magicalgirlsabrina you don’t want anyone else stealing your Dunkin’ Rewards points, now do you
@magicalgirlsabrina the algorithms are hungry for input
@magicalgirlsabrina Used to be, all you needed was a nickel and a surly mumble to the counter drudge.
@magicalgirlsabrina having had my Starbucks account hacked and $100 stolen, i’ll allow it
@magicalgirlsabrina lol I read it as "fake id" at first. Makes me think of how software pirates always seem to have a much easier time than people who buy licenses.