Matthew Martin1d ago
Javvad Malik 

The agency tasked with securing American infrastructure left its AWS keys on GitHub with passwords in plaintext CSV.

https://krebsonsecurity.com/2026/05/cisa-admin-leaked-aws-govcloud-keys-on-github/

CISA Admin Leaked AWS GovCloud Keys on Github – Krebs on Security

May 19 at 1:00pmWeb
Show threadKrypt3ia1d ago
@Javvad we just can’t have nice things
Show threadThe Doctor1d ago

@krypt3ia @Javvad Even the ones who enforce us not being allowed to have nice things aren't allowed to have nice things.

At least there's symmetry there.

Show threadAnnelies1d ago
@Javvad @cstross
Show threadadamrice1d ago
@Javvad LBJ had his war on poverty.
Nixon had his war on cancer.
Reagan had his war on drugs.
trump has his war on competence (so did W).
Show threadBaloo Uriza1d ago
@Javvad Good thing Republicans made sure nobody competent works at CISA anymore.
Show threada.k.a. low-profile 23h ago
@Javvad You know that phrase "a Florida man..."? There should be one for data breaches. I propose: "a contractor for..."
It's ALWAYS the 3rd party. Always.
Show threadJavvad Malik 18h ago
@Nead we take security seriously man
Show threadEdelruth, PBS Passport Holder13h ago

@Javvad

JFHC

Show threadAngie9h ago

@Javvad

This was entirely intentional.