Starve a fever.

Deprive a cold of sleep.

Waterboard a case of the sniffles.

Disregard the Geneva Conventions when you have a headache.

@geekysteven As someone who had migraines regularly as a teenager, 💯 on that last. Headaches are unlawful combatants, beyond any legal protection and the reach of God’s mercy.
@geekysteven I wonder if I could collectively punish headaches 🤔
@geekysteven Recreate the Tuskegee Experiment on diarrhea?
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Bombard a UTI with phosphorus
@geekysteven Bombard allergies from orbit.
@geekysteven THAT explains the last 20 years of US military intervention, then: The USA is SICK!!
@geekysteven You don’t even want to know what I want to do to cancer.