sluttymayoMay 15

logging on

edit: the original post had an ai-generated stock photo. i apologize for posting it. (this is sincere.)
i replaced it with an actual photo of the same mystifying ritual and slightly edited the alt-text to match. sorry for the disruption; if you see replies referring to a now-unseen ruffled dress etc, that's why.

Show threadmyrmepropagandistMay 15

@sluttymayo

is that...

... is that a sax silencer???

Show threadsluttymayoMay 15
@futurebird yes, for playing a subterfugue
Show threadStephen Bannasch (316 ppm)May 15

@sluttymayo @futurebird

The alt text is a hallucinatory masterpiece!

Just the last paragraph..

“an electronic artifice on the side of the mute allows headphones to be plugged in, granting the same hypersensory hearing that cats seem to use to listen beyond the beyond, allowing those who are attuned to astral project into the inky, syncopated void of the saxo realm and merge their consciousness with the bebop oort cloud, all without bothering the neighbors.”

Show threadsluttymayoMay 15
@stepheneb @futurebird thank you kindly!!! i put my whole ass into that alt text, lol
Rehana RodriguesMay 16
Show threadOzzie D, NP-hard  
@sluttymayo @stepheneb @futurebird for real -- this should be immediately nominated for an annual Alt-Text award.
May 16 at 10:53amWeb
Show threadOzzie D, NP-hard  May 16
@sluttymayo @stepheneb @futurebird And if that award doesn't exist, let's create it now and name it Bebop Oort Cloud
Show threadmyrmepropagandistMay 16

@ozdreaming @sluttymayo @stepheneb

I am putting a note in my calendar to do this during "awards season" which is the fall, yes?