Yeah, well fuck Eurovision, fuck its cowardly organisers, fuck Netanyahu, fuck the IDF, fuck the flagwaving cheerleaders for ongoing fucking murder, fuck Graham Norton and his ‘witty and insightful’ commentary, fuck anyone watching this amoral shit, fuck the vote fixers and fuck the BBC for broadcasting this cavalcade of distracting fuck! And if you’re pathetically apolitical about serious stuff like genocide, fuck the music instead for being half-arsed novelty shit!

Thanks to Daily Mash.

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