Mastodawn

Oh! SH**T

404 Media: Internet of Shit: AI Poop Analysis App Offered to Sell Me Database of Its Users' Poops

@ai6yr can we not even have a shit in privacy?

@Lazarou Nope, we have to monetize the s*** out of everything

That right there is Crapitalism!

@chieroglyph @Lazarou Don't be a party pooper! People can sling any kind of thing into the market and see if it sticks! 🤪 #crapatlism

@ai6yr @Lazarou well, you can’t polish a turd, but you can securitize it

@ai6yr The very definition of a stool pigeon.

@ai6yr Everything and I do mean everything comes down to poo in a hospital.

It really is amazing how much poop can tell you and yep this Scrubs episode was brilliant

YouTube

what kind of self confidence do you need to believe that your poop is photogenic and worthy of having said pics shared to anyone?

@paul_ipv6 @ai6yr
"Sorry, this was not the abyss i meant to stare into"

Obviously you havent seen mine. They're fucking glorious.

ah, the classic "everyone *else's* shit stinks but not mine" syndrome. :D