Oh, good.

Suddenly, a wild corporate all-hands meeting, rotating to all of our geographic regions has been scheduled for today.

My spidey-senses for corporate fuckery are tingling like mad.

Spidey-senses were wrong. Apparently CEO likes to hear himself talk and to brag about how many of our offices he's been in during the last few months. Great. Lovely. Pointless.

#thismeetingcouldhavebeenanemail

@gedvondur Better than the alternative, I guess.
@gedvondur He wanted to reassure you that he’s On Top Of Things.

@gedvondur I don't think you need spidey-sense for that one...

My bet is on AI-generated layoffs.