Wear clothes longer. Look slightly disheveled, explain your holes as a result of modern fashion production and your resilience against buying new rather than a personal fault.
:Refuse to be bullied into buying endless #FastFashion
@ExtinctionR I don't like modern fashion very much, anyway. Clothes looked so much better back in 1750. Embroidered waistcoats, shoes with buckles, tricorne hats...