I am terribly sorry to interrupt your doomscrolling, but today's Low Quality Ad is for this Mr. Fancy Possum Pin. Look at him. He is distinguished. He is looking dapper. He has eaten so much garbage today.
https://collabs.shop/x4l5nb

Me: Be honest, is there more garbage in your mug?

Mr. Fancy Possum, tipping his hat: Liquid garbage.

@lowqualityfacts i don’t think our modern society uses the word dapper enough anymore